Y U NO NASHViLLE CLARKSVILLE?

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WTF…let’s not feel any pressure to follow your religion, even though you crammed your asses into our school.

Then again, kids probably thought this shit was lame, what with stealing music from gangster rap and replacing the lyrics.

Most unfortunate headline title of the week.

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OK, this is the whitest thing I’ve seen in Clarksville this week:

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Keep that shit underwater so we can’t see it.

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Some kids choose to hold to their virginity.  Some kids have it held for them…by an insane screaming street minister.

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Any time I go out on a weekend night in Clarksville, it feels like this…

Fuck Blackburn...seriously. Industry whore taking cash to shut down the Internet.

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BURGER KING’S GOT FREE ONION RINGS THIS WEEKEND…OCCUPY THE BK LOUNGE!!!

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So the sexy court case of 2 adopted parents touchin’ and beatin’ kids just ended.

Two of them received a charge of “facilitating the rape of a child”.  But no one actually got a blue ribbon with “A RAPIST” on it…

WHO THE FUCK DID THE RAPING CLARKSVILLE?

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What I like to do is watch the servers, hosts, and other workers and try to find out who’s selling pot & meth to whom…